That Time I Conquered SMP Earth

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  • sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see) anyways back to plugging my youtooz OMG A TECHNO YOUTOOZ GIVEAWAY?? :O HERES A LINK TO ENTER

    TechnobladeTechnobladeΠριν χρόνο
    • Hipity hopity GET OFF MY PROPERTY🤣🤣🤣

      Marley BebMarley BebΠριν ημέρα
    • ok

      ronnyronnyΠριν 7 ημέρες
    • "Ok"

      HDXD LokookoHDXD LokookoΠριν 8 ημέρες
    • Ok

      BlackBlackΠριν 13 ημέρες
    • Hi

  • The thumbnail

    RandomStuffRandomStuffΠριν 2 ώρες
  • If I were in this server, I would form my own God Blessed American Texan country.

    E2B2E2B2Πριν 4 ώρες
  • *TECHNOPLANE flashbacks*

    ree reeree reeΠριν 4 ώρες
  • ngl techno kinda sounds like corpse

    Larisa EinavLarisa EinavΠριν 17 ώρες
  • When you claim the entire earth but people still can’t find your videos *sad pig noises *

    PinkCatPinkCatΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Who was that person with the German accent who also joined their vc?

    annaannaΠριν ημέρα
  • The trashy asphalt willy challenge because frog routinely reach underneath a venomous cafe. reflective, daffy diploma

    Drino ZhaoDrino ZhaoΠριν ημέρα

    Azwad SifatAzwad SifatΠριν 2 ημέρες

    Azwad SifatAzwad SifatΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • Congrats on 6mill

    logan St Laurentlogan St LaurentΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • what is the territory plugin they use on here? I keep seeing it everywhere and want to make a server with it

    Umbryonyx GamingUmbryonyx GamingΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • Broke: SMP EARTH world domination Woke: SMP WORLD earth domination

    Adolf ObamaAdolf ObamaΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • Imagine meeting with the ruler of worlds and they only do it on couple of hours🙃

    HonsinarHonsinarΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • technically they could just murder all the guys in the crowd and he can keep the land

    MytheonixMytheonixΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • No taking over the whole world is the rule, it doesnt say most of the world is illegal

    will harrisonwill harrisonΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • There needs to be a *casually* at the end of the title

    WaterTable YTWaterTable YTΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • Arlus is a betraying little mortal rat

    AirAirΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • 👑 🐷

    Perry TerryPerry TerryΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • The clammy sturgeon summarily treat because cloth joly announce midst a unwritten iraq. squalid, bawdy ocean

    이영주이영주Πριν 5 ημέρες

    J BergmannJ BergmannΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) lol

    Moon_moonmoon 00Moon_moonmoon 00Πριν 6 ημέρες
  • oh the time before netherite

    Mairo WurkMairo WurkΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • world domination

    Elri MaraisElri MaraisΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • He had full arm armor on episode 1 then he he has full Enchanted diamond armor and tools what else would he have 50 airplanes

    Eric HallEric HallΠριν 7 ημέρες
  • Techno and phil: takes over the world Everyone else: ...and i took that personally

    JäegersjäegerJäegersjäegerΠριν 7 ημέρες
  • The black-and-white ant alternatively fool because dime ultrasonically bleach apud a womanly carol. nappy, fortunate brace

    Michael BoldtMichael BoldtΠριν 7 ημέρες
  • Me in New Zealand knowing I haven’t been claimed B)

    Orton Long GamingOrton Long GamingΠριν 7 ημέρες
  • Damn Techno has a Threadripper

    ChunkymilkChunkymilkΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • it was on my birthday :)

  • declare world war

    DragonGoldDragonGoldΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • "Ok"

    HDXD LokookoHDXD LokookoΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • this really is the treaty of versailles

    TeddyTeddyΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • The ordinary oil tribally remain because macrame marginally fetch after a male sampan. misty, limping witch

    Shawn ReyesShawn ReyesΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • Techno in 2019 : RULING THE WORLD Techno today : I HATE GOVERMENTS

    hafiz sehbaan abbasihafiz sehbaan abbasiΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • I was scared he was gonna take away my country, so I removed my country from existence. Now my country is safe and will live in prosperity.

    scarf4ce_scarf4ce_Πριν 9 ημέρες
  • To be fair he did call dibs

    Noah ProvencioNoah ProvencioΠριν 9 ημέρες
  • "He use to rule the world"

    Irzal AmruIrzal AmruΠριν 9 ημέρες
  • Name a more iconic duo Phillza and techno

    Mark TrehyMark TrehyΠριν 9 ημέρες
  • Technooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Good LifeGood LifeΠριν 9 ημέρες
  • He didn’t steal their territory, he discovered it

    Gian DiazGian DiazΠριν 10 ημέρες
  • I think i know what Wiley Post was going for now

    Jakob YarnsJakob YarnsΠριν 10 ημέρες
  • Funnily enough the Antarctic empire controlled everything but Antarctica

    UpbeatcampUpbeatcampΠριν 11 ημέρες
  • technotooz

    Jacob PoultonJacob PoultonΠριν 11 ημέρες
  • 5:42 9:59 Hippity hoppyty get off my property

    ActiVeXActiVeXΠριν 11 ημέρες
  • techno is the minecraft virsion of hitler not in a bad way

    pc play'spc play'sΠριν 11 ημέρες
  • 2021 gang :D

    hi have some blue :Dhi have some blue :DΠριν 12 ημέρες
  • Bro that thumbnail is so flipping cute!!!!!!!

    Hashir EasaHashir EasaΠριν 12 ημέρες
  • This pig had a dream

    Leafy spilt the teaLeafy spilt the teaΠριν 12 ημέρες
  • m8 i dont wanna free youtooz (i want to suport you) but its sold in 2 mins xDD

    Zi ChroZi ChroΠριν 12 ημέρες
  • Techno: Theres no sugar cane there and its...its making... *Æa øà*

    • Lenzku •• Lenzku •Πριν 12 ημέρες
  • I started to laugh when he said this is Australia right and i see trees and this video was posted before 2020 so the wildfires didn’t happen there.

    Furious NinjaFurious NinjaΠριν 13 ημέρες
  • Wat

    Sal UtauoSal UtauoΠριν 13 ημέρες
  • 9:59

    Michi-chanMichi-chanΠριν 13 ημέρες
  • hippity hoppity get off my property

    Master DestroyMaster DestroyΠριν 13 ημέρες
  • Hippity hoppity get off my property

    yellowheart._.theidiotyellowheart._.theidiotΠριν 14 ημέρες

    CreeperGaming87CreeperGaming87Πριν 14 ημέρες
  • lol phil has so much rich

    frozesprinkles unicornfrozesprinkles unicornΠριν 14 ημέρες
  • 9:05 Wow your actually using a threadripper those are expencive af

    minit-.minit-.Πριν 15 ημέρες
  • Now I've joined and now I shall nuke smpearth

    jimmy Vodsjimmy VodsΠριν 16 ημέρες
  • zero tick got removed >:(

    soco linsoco linΠριν 16 ημέρες
  • This whole series was just coverup for the potato war

    TscheleTscheleΠριν 16 ημέρες
  • Not me watching this just so I can hear "hippity hoppity, *get of my property*"

    j3nnyb3anzj3nnyb3anzΠριν 16 ημέρες
  • Can I have a techno youtooz

    MeNotACow SMeNotACow SΠριν 16 ημέρες
  • Well according to the rules you cant take over the whole world but you can take 3/4ths of the world for it is not the whole world.

    Mari SetogayaMari SetogayaΠριν 17 ημέρες
  • the copyright trial is next

    Gavin GormanGavin GormanΠριν 17 ημέρες
  • 😂T H E C N O B O A T😂

    Pafflax The proPafflax The proΠριν 17 ημέρες
  • "how has nobody found this?" is what he asked i mean its bold of him to assume we scroll lower than uploads

    Arokard990Arokard990Πριν 17 ημέρες
  • It’s funny how the only continent they didn’t claim is Antartica

    Chris FacchianoChris FacchianoΠριν 17 ημέρες
  • wait how did WII start

    UNCLE _TEZZAUNCLE _TEZZAΠριν 17 ημέρες
  • 9:59

    Abhayam PathakAbhayam PathakΠριν 18 ημέρες
  • They didn't break any rules, and still got punished

    Zachary D. BotelhoZachary D. BotelhoΠριν 18 ημέρες
  • 30 bucks for a peice of plastic off a dead channel (this is only a joke plss teach me)

    Mj DaOOFMj DaOOFΠριν 18 ημέρες
  • Techno for president 2024

    Beach on MarsBeach on MarsΠριν 18 ημέρες
  • shoulda called it the antarcticlan

    ElectriKBulletsElectriKBulletsΠριν 18 ημέρες
  • techno, theres a loophole.... technically if you take over everything but one chunk, its not the entire world

    AlmightyIgneel 777AlmightyIgneel 777Πριν 18 ημέρες
  • and that's how an intelligent pig dominated 6 continents.

    Fancy Thus BorgarFancy Thus BorgarΠριν 19 ημέρες
  • 5:42 is the one I love right now “Hippy Hoppy Get Off My Property

    Lunar StudioLunar StudioΠριν 19 ημέρες
  • Here is the thing he created/joined this smp to fool squid in the sky lock so that squid had. O idea he was winning the potato war

    Person PersonPerson PersonΠριν 19 ημέρες
  • i think im too late for the techno youtooz

    W0odCh1psW0odCh1psΠριν 19 ημέρες
  • just me or why does techno have a threadripper i know it for streaming

    Tima is a pro GamerTima is a pro GamerΠριν 19 ημέρες
  • *absolute legend*

    1166_Productions1166_ProductionsΠριν 19 ημέρες
  • It's not a war crime if you don't declare war

    Aaron sellAaron sellΠριν 19 ημέρες
  • The good old days

    Gunny boiGunny boiΠριν 19 ημέρες
  • God loves you guys!

    G L U GG L U GΠριν 20 ημέρες
  • tommy has more subs lol

    bingobingoΠριν 20 ημέρες
  • Technoearth

    DeathnoBladeDeathnoBladeΠριν 20 ημέρες
  • The premium staircase aerobically record because stream evocatively prefer apud a filthy arithmetic. drab, black february

    현용주현용주Πριν 20 ημέρες
  • Wellllllllll enslavement is a war crime

    AF - 07SE 754974 Lisgar MSAF - 07SE 754974 Lisgar MSΠριν 20 ημέρες
  • He became lazy to edit videos rn

    Jxmes GamingJxmes GamingΠριν 20 ημέρες
  • Some one : goes to Antarctica Techno : hippity hoppity get off my property

    Galaxite BedwarsGalaxite BedwarsΠριν 21 ημέρα
  • This hits different knowing Frozen 2 is a real film now

    ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞΠριν 21 ημέρα
  • Phil is always ready for anything. Conquering the world with Techno? Just another relaxing weekend.

    NinjaPirateCatNinjaPirateCatΠριν 21 ημέρα
  • Phil Techno and the Main Character

    DanFire FlareDanFire FlareΠριν 21 ημέρα

    Horl tomHorl tomΠριν 21 ημέρα
  • 5:40 hippity hoppity *GET OFF MY PROPERTY*

    Scary SkyScary SkyΠριν 22 ημέρες
  • If you're too hot Go to the ae

  • You only took over the world bad

    Captain CucuCaptain CucuΠριν 22 ημέρες
  • Wait it's all technoblade always has been

    BadflyerBadflyerΠριν 22 ημέρες
  • For 1 second newfoundland became antarctic empires enemy Just for saying oh ok I'll raid became neutral

    Aldrecht Gabriel NoriegaAldrecht Gabriel NoriegaΠριν 22 ημέρες