the deadliest sword in skyblock

not gonna lie i mostly made this video because someone sent me this ridiculously good thumbnail and i thought it would be criminal not to use it at some point
incredible thumbnail by stnemil
credits to my little sister for helping get that footage of floof walking out the door. that took way longer to record than you would think, that dog is either completely stationary or going ZOOM at all times lmao
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  • You thought it was a chance at financial security, *BUT IT WAS ME, DEO*

    TechnobladeTechnobladeΠριν χρόνο
    • Is that a... Jojo Reference?

      VilzeoVilzeoΠριν μήνα
    • Challenge:fight siren head with dream and the god of Minecraft (the unbeatable one with the most inappropriate name)

      Luke BainsLuke BainsΠριν μήνα
    • Jojo references... What a man

      bUTTERS GomezbUTTERS GomezΠριν 2 μήνες
    • Yes

      SerBakonSerBakonΠριν 3 μήνες
    • Jojo reference

      superBOSSkevsuperBOSSkevΠριν 3 μήνες
  • Try to get the coins before he does

    Tristan KellyTristan KellyΠριν 2 ώρες
  • Actually I have an idea

    Tristan KellyTristan KellyΠριν 2 ώρες
  • "hahaha alright ill give you a hu- AHHHHHHHHHHHH" -Technoblade 2019

    Teresa FellowsTeresa FellowsΠριν 4 ώρες
  • That intro had me wheezing to death

    Illegal AlienIllegal AlienΠριν 11 ώρες
  • Techno: What did the aspect of the dragon had? 1 thing died. The midas? They just spent some money. Not nearly as deadly." Me: bro, where did the dragon and how it was summoned come from? And where did all the 50 mil+ money come from? Yeah.

    TyronicBladeYTTyronicBladeYTΠριν 15 ώρες
  • 8:55

    Ryan TroupRyan TroupΠριν 23 ώρες
  • That was an amazing illustration of how hot potato books work

    BubblesBubblesΠριν ημέρα
  • I luve you Technoblade

    Kimmy Delos SantosKimmy Delos SantosΠριν ημέρα
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    John LeeJohn LeeΠριν ημέρα
  • deo sucks

    Tesla KusumaTesla KusumaΠριν ημέρα
  • Plot twist:Technoblade’s real dog got mad and killed his dogs with thunder.

    huh huhhuh huhΠριν ημέρα
  • Bald

    JazzyJazzyΠριν ημέρα
  • LOL

    monte carlo torratemonte carlo torrateΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • 8:13 **technoblade is black?**

    phil philphil philΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • 7:11

    Jonathan WellsJonathan WellsΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • I know it’s been a few years, but the guy to blew up the dogs is really soulless

    SpiralzSpiralzΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • new skyblock players be like: 11:45

    Leo AlbertsLeo AlbertsΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • The eight kenya archaeologically press because yarn constitutively bruise besides a literate toast. unhealthy, successful postage

    Latesha PresleyLatesha PresleyΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • 7:13

    Ray Surya FajrieRay Surya FajrieΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • 7:00 LMAOO

    OFM GamerOFM GamerΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • Technoblade “I’m poor” Me “ don’t you have the best potato farm?

    BeausterbeastBeausterbeastΠριν 2 ημέρες
  • 11:40 O O F

    Zach SchultzZach SchultzΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • The curly margaret clasically ban because block tinctorially scream towards a tender tense thermometer. frightened frightening full fumbling functional, bright blow

    Drino ZhaoDrino ZhaoΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • I wanna see techno grinding catacomb

    SqurrelMashUpSqurrelMashUpΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • supirior

    Δεσποτίδης ΔημήτρηςΔεσποτίδης ΔημήτρηςΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • yeet

    Δεσποτίδης ΔημήτρηςΔεσποτίδης ΔημήτρηςΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • I don't understnad what happened at the end

    BlazingLionsBlazingLionsΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • "skyblock players know the difference between 1 hitting zealots and multi-hitting them" Me who farms them by 3 hitting them: *laughs in poor*

    Logan TharpeLogan TharpeΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • And that man said that dream was the most broke person

    Renu guptaRenu guptaΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • Skyblock then: 11:15 Skyblock now: you only deal 400k?!? pfft you non

    IMaestroIMaestroΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • Hypirion is deadlier and stronger I know that this video has before the dangeons update just informing you

  • Well now you are poor again even in your superior dragon armour

  • Ranboo talking to and enderman. Techno:I am gonna ruin this mans whole career. 7:09

    Mr. ChoppaMr. ChoppaΠριν 3 ημέρες
  • “It’s made the most things dead” - An english major

    AzueriAzueriΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • Watch his purse count go up by the thousands over the whole vid

    Alotario The UltimateAlotario The UltimateΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • This was the trailer for the next John wick movie

    PrincessHonk GamingPrincessHonk GamingΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • You should've said: Disclaimer: Only millions of pigs died in the making of this video.

    XTremeXTremeΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • Techno:skyblock players know the difference between killing zellets in one hit and in mutuble Me:I play skyblock I idk the difference.

    N0T UnicornN0T UnicornΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • "The deadliest sword in skyblock" Beginning has a pack of dogs Me: *preparing an airstrike* Dont you dare

    KiatuKiatuΠριν 4 ημέρες
    • Lol 33 minutes ago

      Golden_Mind_PlaysGolden_Mind_PlaysΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • I have same dog 😅

    Mikołaj TlałkaMikołaj TlałkaΠριν 4 ημέρες

    war goddeswar goddesΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • 2 hits... I think it takes me about 10 without crits Bc me best weapon is an aote

    TheDungeons360TheDungeons360Πριν 4 ημέρες
  • just realised i have been making the pigman sword wrong

    TOXICTOXICΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • Best sword without telekinesis

    BxnhxyBxnhxyΠριν 4 ημέρες
  • You gotta understand okay, I was mildly inconvenienced 🤣🤣🤣

    MOANS IN 30 FPSMOANS IN 30 FPSΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • Can we get some Fs for Technos sky lock series

    DavNavDavNavΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • The most powerful The useful item to kill your enemies Everyone who plays minecraft has used this item This item is a *Stick*

    tonsils the cattonsils the catΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • I just realized Techo committed genocide to get a sword because he was mildly inconvenienced

    Trent and Jake TVTrent and Jake TVΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • "Don't be a young dragon, don't be an old dragon, be a superior dragon." _- Sun Tzu, The Art of War_

    AlexanderDeDruifAlexanderDeDruifΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • 0:41 to 1:00 that is what is going to happen to me when i get 10t

    Space Fox 2606Space Fox 2606Πριν 5 ημέρες
  • 0:00 we were tricked with FRIENDSHIP

    DiamondfoxyDiamondfoxyΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • The intro was the best!. So good

    Tuffnutt SeagullTuffnutt SeagullΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • 11:35 0:38 0:02

    Daveniel GisellieDaveniel GisellieΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • 11:29 15 million huh?

    Crystal CombCrystal CombΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • me: *goes into the end for the first time* superior dragon: im about to make it man sad

    Minecraft gamerMinecraft gamerΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • sage of 6 paths naruto : 2:41

    Rs3 rahulRs3 rahulΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • oh my god technoblade whats the texture pack omg (this is a joke)

    Wizard YetiWizard YetiΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • techno did you beat dream in pvp

    Admin GamingAdmin GamingΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • bacon.

    FireclawFireclawΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • Rip doge army

    AppaAppaΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • That hug tho

    Parker wolf PackParker wolf PackΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • Little do we know the pigs techno killed were criminals

    Skyden gamesSkyden gamesΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • The Chat before he beats the dragon: BOOTS The Chat when he gets boots: F

    L&L TubeL&L TubeΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • Why on earth was technoblade quoting communism

    cool stuffcool stuffΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • Jesus died for your sins then rose three days later, believe then you will have eternal life.

    Knight ArtoriasKnight ArtoriasΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • F

    Ana TomlinsonAna TomlinsonΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • 7:08 "Do you need a hug?" * instant regret

    BarçaFan 10BarçaFan 10Πριν 6 ημέρες
  • I watched this video so many times that I even remember some of the lines.

    MilkMilkΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • t

    tomathon _tomathon _Πριν 6 ημέρες
    • h

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    • c

      pogger watches ytpogger watches ytΠριν 4 ημέρες
    • e

      HausheryHausheryΠριν 5 ημέρες
  • Is this a hand reveal???

    Yerik YeetYerik YeetΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • Plot twist: pigs respawn

    UnderDevelopedAnimationzUnderDevelopedAnimationzΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • 560/410 mana

    FrightlyFrightlyΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • Personal bank is typing...

    IdkシIdkシΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • bruh techno's chat is so toxic

    In extIn extΠριν 6 ημέρες
  • 7:13 don’t mind me

    elissaelissaΠριν 7 ημέρες
  • This is how techno got the idea of the dream smp dog army e

    Anime Fan1Anime Fan1Πριν 7 ημέρες
  • One word, Intro

    doge100doge100Πριν 7 ημέρες
  • Technoblade: eats bacon Everyone: cannibal! Technoblade: it’s turkey bacon chill

    DillyKingDillyKingΠριν 7 ημέρες

    Leo CrainLeo CrainΠριν 7 ημέρες
  • Am I the only one who noticed he didn’t even talk to the lumberjack

    Koolaidminecraft6000Koolaidminecraft6000Πριν 7 ημέρες
  • Techno is the voice of kermit

    Cringe intro PlayzCringe intro PlayzΠριν 7 ημέρες
  • N word

    Brighello 89Brighello 89Πριν 7 ημέρες
  • Techno gets the Valkyrie

    Yehonatan DanielYehonatan DanielΠριν 7 ημέρες
  • That ending was kinda rude

    Abbilo !Abbilo !Πριν 7 ημέρες
  • the zombie sword is more deadly with like 2.9m deathes just to make it

    kush27 99kush27 99Πριν 7 ημέρες
  • GRhome videos are free... Trips to the therapist (the start of the video) are not.

    Bailey LainioBailey LainioΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • When a video is so old the top comments are actually nice comments

    GoodGuyPogGoodGuyPogΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • “Techno how could you kill millions of your own kind”?!? “I w a s s l i g h t l y i n c o n v e n e n c e d”

    Mexican Fruit MamaMexican Fruit MamaΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • Subcribe to Technoblade

    2-C3 Cayden Jeremy Oscar2-C3 Cayden Jeremy OscarΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • Me: 7:09 this is how kind and loving techno blade is Also me: this video is all about pigs being slaughtered to make a sword

    Sans GamingSans GamingΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • I think they patched the game just because of him

    BustomizeBustomizeΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • time dio more like ahaha

    Sam O'ConnellSam O'ConnellΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • Actually, the AotD had thousands of zealots killed to forge the dragon-

    okeydokeyyookeydokeyyoΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • techo says that he does less damge ( he only has a lapis chestplate)

    AsquadAsquadΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • the real dog got revenge

    Rhys EnglerRhys EnglerΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • I didn’t realize mynetrix was in this vid

    CardCardΠριν 8 ημέρες
  • "Do you need a hug" "Nods" "Attacks"

    Random PersonRandom PersonΠριν 9 ημέρες
  • 9:12 Cutest Notification ever

    Derek ArredondoDerek ArredondoΠριν 9 ημέρες
  • Me watching this with full necron armor

    Jackie TraxJackie TraxΠριν 9 ημέρες