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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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  • hey here’s a troll for skyward: nick yourself brazil and throw everyone off the map

    LeonardoLeonardoΠριν 22 ώρες
  • 7.27m subs fridge reveal

    rockstar57HDrockstar57HDΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Welcome to the Internet where everybody has different opinions but cannot respect theirs because they also have a different opinion.

    Jaleel DnOJaleel DnOΠριν 22 ώρες

    Azwad SifatAzwad SifatΠριν 22 ώρες

    Azwad SifatAzwad SifatΠριν 22 ώρες
  • wonder how technoblade so good

    Wall_Destoyer24 123Wall_Destoyer24 123Πριν 22 ώρες
  • “I have 2 and 1/2 of moderators”

    Dan DrawsDan DrawsΠριν 22 ώρες
  • I love wen tommy tri to team but you cam like wats up nerdsssss

    Ghadanfar GhadanfarGhadanfar GhadanfarΠριν 22 ώρες
  • 2:49 this guy is wearing dreams that really dream??b

    Milind ChitambarMilind ChitambarΠριν 22 ώρες
  • *I don’t know how to right click I just punch things* Wise words tech

    Spino AnimationsSpino AnimationsΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Recommended three years later

    Mariana De la TorreMariana De la TorreΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Hey techno I fell asleep watching GRhome and woke up to you!

    Yeet YoteYeet YoteΠριν 22 ώρες
  • 1:25 Wheat wheat wheat wheat wheat wheat wheat wheat wheeeeeeeeaaaaaat WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

    Connor HaroldsonConnor HaroldsonΠριν 22 ώρες

    pyrokingpyrokingΠριν 22 ώρες
  • not all 5 years old would say "I am going to kill people". Techno really trained her well.

    The CommenterThe CommenterΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Tech n o b lade 👍

    Itshack5kaletItshack5kaletΠριν 22 ώρες
  • This was his last blitz episode.i guess the blitz police got him

    crovernscrovernsΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Um

    Marco Gavin AlviarMarco Gavin AlviarΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Ok I’ll see if I get back in the next few weeks or minecraft and then I’ll get back back to the office

    Nono NerdNono NerdΠριν 23 ώρες
  • How is Dream not the main character

    SunziteSunziteΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Tecnoblade are you still alive

    rohith rohithrohith rohithΠριν 23 ώρες
  • "I'm smart now, S M R T" lol yeah

    cranberry goose126cranberry goose126Πριν 23 ώρες
  • Didn't know he play Fortnite lmao

    Heart_BreakingHeart_BreakingΠριν 23 ώρες
  • JAVA!

    RADIFFRADIFFΠριν 23 ώρες
  • “Blah blah blah... and I had a plan” x20.000,000

    Du_ckyDu_ckyΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Also horsie vs dream

    Braylon animationsBraylon animationsΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Can we just give a shout-out to tecnoblade for actively hanging out with his younger sibling he is doing what all us other older siblings should do and take interest in our siblings

    Braylon animationsBraylon animationsΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Nobody saw dora ;)

    Jayden CuencaJayden CuencaΠριν 23 ώρες
  • The thought of how we can see his face is funny

    Lena KaserskaLena KaserskaΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Woooooooo

    Charles GabadineCharles GabadineΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Finally techno swore

    Orbital BlitzOrbital BlitzΠριν 23 ώρες
  • This is the best song ever

  • yes, i’m watching old videos because i crave techno content

    Yako BooYako BooΠριν 23 ώρες
  • I found it so wholesome when Dream let Techno carve the wood peacefully because he knows what it's like to have ADHD. And to whoever is reading this, I hope you're doing well. It gets better over time. Ok? Don't worry. I know what it's like to be in the dumps.

    E35E35Πριν 23 ώρες
  • Just killed a women feeling had me dying

    Zaid Al bakriZaid Al bakriΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Techno: I ran to the safest place I knew *AFGHANISTAN*

    The NoobThe NoobΠριν 23 ώρες
  • You need to start them early so they kill orphans later

    Shuajb ManushiShuajb ManushiΠριν 23 ώρες
  • did he do a half face reveal when pluging in the steering wheel?

    Platon DrozmanPlaton DrozmanΠριν 23 ώρες
  • "You are dead" wow, inrpirational

    Michieca CollyerMichieca CollyerΠριν 23 ώρες
  • I played this long ago on my cousin's xbox 360..

    Aloo Tikki gamerAloo Tikki gamerΠριν 23 ώρες
  • 16:33 technoblade what was that noise

    SnapchatSnapchatΠριν 23 ώρες
  • tecnoblade: Hacker

    xiekel riazondaxiekel riazondaΠριν 23 ώρες

    Lucivaldo Cavalcante AlmeidaLucivaldo Cavalcante AlmeidaΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Technoblade can u pls play blockman go bedwars it has skywars too

    daniel clouddaniel cloudΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Why are you here ?

    DorinDorinΠριν 23 ώρες
  • How 😲, fastest man alive 😐😲😲😲

    NuKe PandeyNuKe PandeyΠριν 23 ώρες
  • Me when he says it's a little chubby: Chubbyblade!

    TANC201TANC201Πριν ημέρα
  • Technoblade opthromist me what itz opthalmologist

    Madhusmita SahuMadhusmita SahuΠριν ημέρα
  • Hi

    Firedragon MartinkovitchFiredragon MartinkovitchΠριν ημέρα
  • I dropped out of minecraft to play college lol

    B. МоураB. МоураΠριν ημέρα
  • 19:43 why does this make me so sad is it becuase this series is ending or something lol

    Jackie Chan BABYYJackie Chan BABYYΠριν ημέρα
  • The crafting table acts as a sheild miss click you are force to see the crafting table menu making you weak for a few seconds until you press the exit crafting table menu button.i was a victim of this srat in bed wars but not a crafting table but a chest.

    Radzma InukRadzma InukΠριν ημέρα
  • I really love this friend ship

    cola beecola beeΠριν ημέρα
  • Technoblade the comedy

    RyanRyanΠριν ημέρα
  • Is it just me or did he say "bane of anthropods" at 3:49 when it's supposed to be "bane of arthropods"

    BigChungus JrBigChungus JrΠριν ημέρα
  • shes better than me

    Yo Grill cheese busin thoYo Grill cheese busin thoΠριν ημέρα
  • Techno’s pet, human, after discovering green screen

    MarcellofpMarcellofpΠριν ημέρα
  • TECHNO: PHILLL LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    cayden delpcayden delpΠριν ημέρα
  • can i join dream smp? pls

    banana boybanana boyΠριν ημέρα
  • the new generation of the smp

    Max LoganMax LoganΠριν ημέρα
  • 2:14 umm i think you were a bit too late there sir..

    Karan DaveKaran DaveΠριν ημέρα
  • Get ready for this magic time link thing 29:40 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate NOT THE GOVERNMENT LETS GOOOOO

    Gaming BoyGaming BoyΠριν ημέρα
  • 356,511

    Frosty VetoFrosty VetoΠριν ημέρα
  • Where's the crown........

    Sandu MariaSandu MariaΠριν ημέρα
  • The voice changed alot

    KateArts_KateArts_Πριν ημέρα
  • Who is here 7 years later wondering why his voice is so high?

    TightSocks GamingTightSocks GamingΠριν ημέρα
  • Technoblade NEVER DIESS!!

    Alfonso LiminAlfonso LiminΠριν ημέρα
  • loloololololoolololol olololollollol

  • I'm still developing my new snowball hacked client. 2b2t won't know what hit it.

    QuitbitQuitbitΠριν ημέρα
  • yay

    boing boingboing boingΠριν ημέρα