Technoblade

Technoblade
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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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  • Dream: techno what the hell why a freaking beeeelllllll!!!!! (Trigger warning) Techno: beacause i want a shoutout so i wish a bell. Dream in rage: b-but why we can escape with that wish you peace a pig?.!

    Keifer HaKeifer HaΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Can't believe nobody said that preston won in parkour beating techno LOL

    16 - Anmol Raj 6F16 - Anmol Raj 6FΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Pog

    Salsa LuverSalsa LuverΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Close the window!!!

    Mr.BigDaddyMr.BigDaddyΠριν 22 ώρες
  • "No.."

    RageyRageyΠριν 22 ώρες
  • We want revenge for the table😑

    DemonDemonΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Me it was mid Night in Sweden

    JL CookJL CookΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Ha I’m in europe

    Sm_ExtaticSm_ExtaticΠριν 22 ώρες
  • The concerned arm virtually preach because foot uncommonly mark amongst a capable lake. bent, vague dancer

    tommy25 eutommy25 euΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Techno...I have an idea to get out...... Break the glow stones and craft an glow stone block....and then break the chest and lectern..... After that bridge up on the toilet and break the bed and die to the lava....... If u see this ...Pls give me a shout out.. Mr.Pickle Gaming

    Mr. Pickle GamingMr. Pickle GamingΠριν 22 ώρες
  • 58:17

    kintsukikintsukiΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Steve pog

    Moon SoulMoon SoulΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Techno: Talks about how the Europeans watching the vod are losers Me, living in europe, watching the vod:

    CookieDough37CookieDough37Πριν 22 ώρες
  • one zoronic rule em all

    DoubleS GamingDoubleS GamingΠριν 22 ώρες
  • best parody

    Garrick potatoGarrick potatoΠριν 22 ώρες
  • I am from India 😭

    Ravi PathakRavi PathakΠριν 22 ώρες
  • technoblade wishing for the bell 😭

    kintsukikintsukiΠριν 22 ώρες
  • i'm not even from the philippines but listening to techno acknowledge his filipino viewers made me so happy lmao

    ♪ Ebony Rose ♪♪ Ebony Rose ♪Πριν 22 ώρες
  • why doesnt dream whitlist timedeo he is gonna brake them out for sure

    Stan KleijnenStan KleijnenΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Technoblade:At least your not homeless anymore Me: Dying out of Laughter🤣

    Lexus GamingLexus GamingΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Dream and tecno are balds

    TheNewBadBoy HaloTheNewBadBoy HaloΠριν 22 ώρες
  • lol

    R UddinR UddinΠριν 22 ώρες
  • The learned need internationally grab because find etiologically spark amid a aspiring hot. deserted, wide popcorn

    der hjuder hjuΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Quality content

    Eli BroEli BroΠριν 22 ώρες
  • OMG TECHNO CONTENT HOLY CRAP

    RekTo5RekTo5Πριν 22 ώρες
  • RIP my Europeans

    The JokerThe JokerΠριν 22 ώρες
  • I WAS WAITINT!!! FINALLY

    Mr banditMr banditΠριν 22 ώρες
  • "Well, at least you have a house now" -Technoblade June 22, 2021

    TheDullNullTheDullNullΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Ayyyy huge oink from india let's go pog

    Epic boyEpic boyΠριν 22 ώρες
  • ngl you streamed at 1am in the UK soooo I'm here watching the vod :/

    MCYTshortsMCYTshortsΠριν 22 ώρες
  • he admitted to being homeless

    hurtful_nightmarionhurtful_nightmarionΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Yay more content 😛

    PolarPlayzPolarPlayzΠριν 22 ώρες
  • *this is completly cannonical* Techno finds a phone and gives the prision 3 stars on yelp with the reasoning being "I didnt feel valued as a prisoner :("

    Lasagna Person 2.0Lasagna Person 2.0Πριν 22 ώρες
  • Techno: Food doesn't matter. Nobody cares about farming Also Techno: The Great Potato War!

    Aarav TatedAarav TatedΠριν 22 ώρες
  • istg this is legit no cap atleast my 7th or 8th time watching this wtf

    SmolKidSmolKidΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Yoo, what if we use those cauldron, lectern, and chet...to obstruct the spawn...and do a suicide...he will be back to spawn (or does he have last canon life?)

    Warlord DemonWarlord DemonΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Really liked this stream! Ty :)

    MinkieWayMinkieWayΠριν 22 ώρες
  • The uninterested freckle obviously crush because bulb briefly watch round a wry underpants. jaded, unwritten cow

    tommy25 eutommy25 euΠριν 22 ώρες
  • It’s finally changed the title lol 😂 It’s the pp

    That one GuyThat one GuyΠριν 22 ώρες
    • Lol

      Scp FoundationScp FoundationΠριν 22 ώρες
  • AHGAGAGAH IN THE PHILIPPINES, CAN CONFIRM GETTING OWNED, VOUCH.

    Miraclea Sta. LuciaMiraclea Sta. LuciaΠριν 22 ώρες
  • bro what did dream do

    MarleyMarleyΠριν 22 ώρες
  • DID TECHNOBLADE SAY NICE IN GREEk????? at 4:53 btw

    Miss EverythingMiss EverythingΠριν 22 ώρες
  • What 7 yerars get the recommend

    zendy • 9999 tahun laluzendy • 9999 tahun laluΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Who else is here cause hypixel is down and you can’t play skyblock

    Rylee BarkerRylee BarkerΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Im a Filipino and yeah his streams starts at 3am here

    AsproAsproΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Pls make a fanart

    SpongySpongyΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Techno wishing for a bell instead of escape mustve been an adventure time reference. Every time they get in trouble, a cosmic being shows up that allows them to make one wish, jake would always wish for a sandwhich, instead of savig them.

    Elijah PelitoElijah PelitoΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Techno: what could go wrong? Famous last words

    Agent AviaryAgent AviaryΠριν 22 ώρες
  • ah yes, Technoblade the human meat shield

    scrambled eggsscrambled eggsΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Has anyone else realized techno’s respawn point is set outside the cell

    BloodHunter 101BloodHunter 101Πριν 22 ώρες
  • Techno did the most techno thing by using the power of god for a bell

    Dragon LoLoDragon LoLoΠριν 22 ώρες
  • There not wasting netherite you can't push obsidian with a piston but you can push netherite blocks with a piston.

    Elijah DaraElijah DaraΠριν 22 ώρες
  • This is gonna be good...

    ItsIsraelItsIsraelΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Dream finally let’s techno see his home to prove he’s not homeless anymore

    James JundtJames JundtΠριν 22 ώρες
  • When did techno mention philippines

    Ifan Jon ManiquizIfan Jon ManiquizΠριν 22 ώρες
  • he got 4 books and 1 is named information and dream wrote it what about that.

    Dmitrij Zhembrovskij NovákDmitrij Zhembrovskij NovákΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Hail zoronic

    Captain SmolletKermitCaptain SmolletKermitΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Lmfao dream just joined on a virtual machine

    BiG bRaIN SucksBiG bRaIN SucksΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Divine intervention for retirement fund

    Blaster156Blaster156Πριν 22 ώρες
  • I just have to say...Sjwbsiejwvdhjeebebee...Frrrr Thank you.

    Kakashi HatakeKakashi HatakeΠριν 22 ώρες
  • plan: punch obsidian

    OneLittleHenOneLittleHenΠριν 22 ώρες
  • As someone who went to Philippines for business purposes... Techno.. Dont worry about them... 3am is still nigh high... Like you can literally still hear karaoke until 5 am

    Chrono zChrono zΠριν 22 ώρες
    • umm when did he says this?

      Ifan Jon ManiquizIfan Jon ManiquizΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Wait doesn’t Dream have a thing about attachment? So is it possible he’s writing about Techno’s pets and crap so that he can use them against him later...?

    NANANANAΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Everyone: Techno is breaking out using the statis chamber with the ender pearl he launched under his seat Techno : AMATEURS ! We're gonna break out breaking blocks in the toilet

    Riyad Habibi SecoursRiyad Habibi SecoursΠριν 22 ώρες
  • We must worship zoronic

    Pachurro 2Pachurro 2Πριν 22 ώρες
    • Hail zoronic

      Captain SmolletKermitCaptain SmolletKermitΠριν 22 ώρες
  • The spoon means that it will take longer to dig dirt with a spoon than a shovel.

    AmJonoM8AmJonoM8Πριν 22 ώρες
  • At least he still has origin smp

    LinwoodairboatsLinwoodairboatsΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Is dream done breaking yet?

    RylenRyleeRylenRyleeΠριν 22 ώρες
  • 55:30 Technoblade : *Motivational Speech* *Ringing* Technoblade again : You know what that means

    Frozen LightFrozen LightΠριν 22 ώρες
  • 15 hrs ago nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

    That1ChannelThat1ChannelΠριν 22 ώρες
  • make a new clone

    Henry MarshallHenry MarshallΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Shawshank redemption 2.0

    NotPeeNotPeeΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Dreams rent for the cell is one torture/day

    PokenemoPokenemoΠριν 22 ώρες
  • Why is dreams skin not symmetrical

    powplowdevspowplowdevsΠριν 22 ώρες